I'm Free!!!!

Finally, I am out of school, this last week has gone SO slowly. But now that we are out of school we have to clean the house from top to bottom. Oh the joy of holidays. Anyway, we are going to Brooje (dunno how you spell it) in Belgium in a few days so I can finish my shopping (that's not the only reason). I have no idea what to get my Dad, he wants really random things like, waterproof overgloves and titanium utensils. I mean what ARE overgloves? Couldn't you just get gloves with built-in waterproof stuff?

I just got home from a girl scout party. Twas good. We played twister where we TRIED to get tangled up in eachother. It was so funny, we kept trying to push eachother and we were giving evil looks. Then we played Good Morning your Majesty. Where the person sits on a chair blindfolded and the other players one by one, come up behind them and say 'Good Morning you Majesty' in a wierd voice and the person has to guess who it is. You can imagine how much 'almost peeing' happened when we all got going.


A couple weeks ago, we went to The Clothes Show. It was amazing. It was like this ginormous mall, except it was all on one floor! It was all of the make-up, clothes, hair, accesories n stuff and they all came down into this one place and crammed all their stuff on the stalls. It was like heaven. We got our make up done at Rimmel + our picture done, then we got a free bag from Boohoo (what kind of name is that?) and then we were shopping + shopping + shopping till it was our turn to see the catwalk show. It was presented by Duncan James and June Sarpong. Which was like a kind of big deal.
The actual show was gob smacking. There were all these street dancers and models with DJ'd up music and cool backgrounds and a catwalk that came out of the stage!!! There was these guys wearing suits and on the front was spray painted parts of the Union Jack. And when they all stood together, it made up the whole thing. It was amazing!
Anyway. afterwards we were walking around and shopping when we saw this big crowd of people outside a stall. Inside was Duncan James. I wasn't bothered because I was trying to find this stall where they were selling bags for £5. Katherine was getting pretty excited though. I was just like 'bye' and was like 'wait, let's get his autograph, let's get a picture ohmygosh ohmygosh!' He used to be in a boyband but then he quit. Personally I think he's just a washed up pop star who thinks he's God's gift to women and uses too much product. But that's just me.

Guess what? I have to revise (I just found a cat under my desk) all Christmas because I have exams in January. BUT, get this, I have summer exams as well. My teacher says that we need to do our exams at the same time as the GCSE students are for some sick deluded reason (my math teacher always says that teehee).

My Mom just yelled out 'Your so stupid!' She's watching 24. That show does stuff to her.

My Mom is taking this flower essence to make her happy or something, and I think it's working too well. She has gone hysterical way too many times in the past week. She just couldn't stop laughing at this text she was had sent to her PT. First of all she says 'Call your Dad'
'Ok' So I start looking for him on her contacts list. I get almost down to his name and she says
'Nevermind' I hit the 'C' button thinkingthat it would go back, because on my phone that's where the button would be. So she takes the phone out of my hand and goes 'You've just deleted Dan' (her PT) She took the phone out of my hand when it said 'are you sure you want to delete Dan the Man?' So in actual fact, it was her fault :-) I said get the number from one of the messages he's sent you. So she was trying to do that (all while she was driving) She ends up sending him 'aj' by accident. We had got to the store and I needed to go Christmas shopping for my class mates so I dissapeared.

When I cames back, you will not believe the sight I saw. She was standing by her car having a fit of laughter, and she couldn't stop. She was looking at her phone and just about crying. So we get into the car thinking she needs to go to a mental home and then she gets in. I was trying to get out of her what she was laughing about, but she couldn't get out of her fit of hysteria! So finally Katherine read out the 3 texts she just sent him. They were: 'Um. My daughter somehow just deleted u off my phone. I hav old text from u that I try 2 get # off of bt it will only call or text you. Can u please send me a text?' Then 'No. Cancel that. That wont work. Damn it. I get it later.' And finally ' Ok. It's sorted. U hav just had a blonde encounter'
Now the next day she had an appointment with him and he said. 'I got all 3 of those texts at the same time. And I gotta say, I was seriously worried. I could see the thought process through that' (Or something like that)

Anway, my room is finally actually clean. It's a Christmas miracle.

I also had a dream that a saved the world! It involved green cats and dental floss harnesses :-)